It's Been 17 Days

This day marks my second week as a lifeguard. Due to my extended free time, I've learned--and proved--a lot more things.

• If it's in the lost and found, the Owners obviously did not want it in the first place, so go ahead and borrow it and take it home without giving it back. We promise we won't notice.

• Gordon Freeman (Half-Life Series) eats babies. It has been proven that although eating babies greatly improves your skill with weapons and understanding of advanced physics, the constant screaming of the eaten babies garbles your vocal cords. This results in Gordon never talking, and also explains why no babies appear in the Half-Life Series.

• I don't tan, I burn.

• STUFF I EXPECT TO HAVE BY THE END OF THE SUMMER:
• A better computer
• Command and Conquer 3
• BioShock
• Guitar Hero 2 and 2 controllers
• An acoustic guitar

• Blogger won't load pictures for me >=[

• Misc. Stuff In The Lost And Found: 18% Broken Water Guns 46% Nalgenes 27% Broken Junk 9% Stuff That No One Notices

• Last weekend, I entered a contest to prove that I was better at surviving when stranded on an island. within the first day, I constructed a fully operable boat using some string, a palm tree, 8 coconuts, a crab, 462,592 grains of sand and a plastic spoon. I put Bear Grylls to shame.

• How to name a guitar:

1. What does the guitar look like or what does it represent? (should be only one syllable and be a noun, you can cut up words to make them shorter)
   
2. take that word and put "-tar" at the end.
3. some examples are: Spork-tar, Wii-tar (come on Nintendo, you know it's a good idea), Cow-tar.