Halo 3 and Other Stuff

So yeah, just like everyone else, I got Halo 3. And personally, I find it to be a bit of a letdown. I mean, sure the new weapons and physics and sounds and explosions and brik-a-brak is fancy, but when you get down to it, they hyped it just a tiny bit. REVIEW TIME.

Graphics:
Excellent in almost all fields. The models are well modeled, the textures are well textured, and the bloom makes your eyes BLEED. BLEED WITH THE FORCE OF ONE THOUSAND SUNS and more!

Story:
Awesome except for that one level... and that one... and that other one too... I like the story but they could have done better, like make the scarab lazor non-pissweak.

Weapons:
FUN. I'd have to say the flamethrower is my favorite: pretty humiliating getting killed by molten flaming nacho-cheese. What's really cool is that you can duel with swords, which is cool 'cause you can walk up to a guy and go and stuff happens.

Flood:
Killable by melee. Now they're not scary.

Custom Armor:
You get armor for doing stuff. Don't be a noob and just use hayabusa, mix it up!

Cake:
It's a lie.

Spiker:
The only gun that shoots molten death knives at innocent pedestrians!

Physics:
ROFLMAO. The air drag is just a bit off. Just a bit.

I'm hungry...